Tuesday, October 21, 2014

guardian-of-our-galaxy:

The real moral of The Nightmare Before Christmas is don’t sell Christmas stuff before Halloween cause it upsets the balance of the universe

Monday, October 20, 2014

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Saturday, October 18, 2014

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fbisdanascully:

found a gem at the comic book store today

Heckboy in H E Double Hockey Sticks

fbisdanascully:

found a gem at the comic book store today

Heckboy in H E Double Hockey Sticks

Saturday, October 11, 2014
teachingfeelslike:

When a student picks the exact moment any member of the administration is walking by my window to start rolling around on the floor.

teachingfeelslike:

When a student picks the exact moment any member of the administration is walking by my window to start rolling around on the floor.

important adult thoughts

why are condoms such a horrible color. no one wants that weird pale beige yellow pus color that allows you to see the lube squishing around inside of them. no one. all condoms should be required to have a fun or dark color like the kind you get at pride why can’t I find color condoms outside of pride I’m almost out of color condoms this is a problem. 

always-sunny-aso:

I’m not gonna stand here and present some egghead scientific argument based on fact.

always-sunny-aso:

I’m not gonna stand here and present some egghead scientific argument based on fact.

Anonymous said: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

joleebindo:

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

sitcorn:

"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"

"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"