The real moral of The Nightmare Before Christmas is don’t sell Christmas stuff before Halloween cause it upsets the balance of the universe
important adult thoughts
why are condoms such a horrible color. no one wants that weird pale beige yellow pus color that allows you to see the lube squishing around inside of them. no one. all condoms should be required to have a fun or dark color like the kind you get at pride why can’t I find color condoms outside of pride I’m almost out of color condoms this is a problem.
Anonymous said: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material
it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby
"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"
"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"